Don't expect anything amazing. This is rad, but it will be more special for you if you aren't expecting it. I like things. I dislike people.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

tbotofficial:

this gif is an accurate summary of my life

tbotofficial:

this gif is an accurate summary of my life

virginitity:

how i seduce men

image

batreaux:

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

SOURCE

*headstrong by trapt plays*

(Source: chrisruffalo)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
doctorlokipotter-holmes:

so my friend is new to tumblr

doctorlokipotter-holmes:

so my friend is new to tumblr

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

onlylolgifs:

Love at first touch.

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero