Don't expect anything amazing. This is rad, but it will be more special for you if you aren't expecting it. I like things. I dislike people.

(Source: sweetmoonbeam17)

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(Source: gothharrystyles)

vastderp:

tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]

OH HONEY ;_____; 

I HAVE TO GO PET MY DOG

(Source: deathstarblog)

jerkidiot:

iphone-420:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom

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frick you mom

WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG

FOR MILK

inturlrude:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

I don’t even need an explanation

(Source: taco-bell-rey)

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(Source: abigalihobbs)

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

(Source: prismcess)

(Source: punkpup)