Don't expect anything amazing. This is rad, but it will be more special for you if you aren't expecting it. I like things. I dislike people.

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

Housemates finally getting less psychotically passive aggressive

Housemates finally getting less psychotically passive aggressive

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces)

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(Source: memewhore)

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn)

westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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you-cant-save-the-winchesters:

perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

Even cuter in video form

(Source: karisikcerez)

zellah4:

OMFG

(Source: sizvideos)